BEER DRINKING TIPS

OK, WE'VE ALL DONE IT. GONE TO A RALLY, HAD A GREAT TIME GETTING PISSED THEN GET UP SUNDAY MORNING GET PACKED AND RIDE HOME.

PROBLEM IS THAT WE MAY STILL BE OVER THE LEGAL LIMIT TO RIDE AND THE FILTH KNOW IT.
MORE AND MORE THOSE SLIMEY FUCKING ROSSA'S ARE WAITING ROUND THE CORNER TO CLAIM THERE BONUSES

NOW PETER IN BSH HAS WRITTEN IN WITH A FORMULAE FOR COMBATTING THIS, HE SAYS:

UNITS = VOLUME(ml) X STRENGTH(%) / 1000
ALLOW 30 mins FOR ABSORPTION THEN ONE HOUR PER UNIT

NOW I CAN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT SOBER LET ALONE PISSED, SO HERE'S THE SIMPLE SOLUTION:

ALLOW 1 1/4 HOURS PER PINT  AFTER YOUR LAST DRINK BEFORE RIDING

MARIJUANA

I HAVE COME UP WITH A SIMILAR SOLUTION FOR ANY DOPE HEADS OUT THERE

SPLIFF LENGTH(mm) X CIRCUMFERENCE(mm) / No OF PEOPLE IN CIRCLE
= SKUNKNESS LEVEL

YOUR SKUNKNESS LEVEL IS IMPORTANT WRITE IT DOWN AND WHEN YOU CAN SEE LESS PIXIES THAN YOUR SKUNKNESS LEVEL YOU ARE FINE TO RIDE.

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